Kingdom of Tar Shakan - Openings
Great Lords Wanted - Noble-blood for immediate openings as Duke, Marquis, Earl, Count, Baron.
Subject line - Nobles
Knights Wanted - Numerous openings for Knights of Valor to hold Dirt from the King's Own Soil.
Subject - King's Dirty Kt
Knights Wanted - Numerous openings for Knights of Distinction to serve as armsman to King, Nobles, Dirty Knights
Subject - King's Service Kt
Castellans Wanted - Numerous positions available. Manage one of the King's castles.
Subject - King's Castellan
Any Other Position is Wanted - Just use your imagination and apply!
Subject line - Nobles
Knights Wanted - Numerous openings for Knights of Valor to hold Dirt from the King's Own Soil.
Subject - King's Dirty Kt
Knights Wanted - Numerous openings for Knights of Distinction to serve as armsman to King, Nobles, Dirty Knights
Subject - King's Service Kt
Castellans Wanted - Numerous positions available. Manage one of the King's castles.
Subject - King's Castellan
Any Other Position is Wanted - Just use your imagination and apply!
We’re Looking for a Few Good Lems
What makes a Lem?
Pride in History. Pride in Heritage. Pride in Mission.
Pride in History. Pride in Heritage. Pride in Mission.
History: Lems have been part of Tar Shakan from the beginning. And beyond.
Lems have fought alongside the King. Lems have gotten drunk with the King. Lems have played hacky-sack
with the King. Who was there in the days when the Minky Menace was writ large? The Lems.
Who throws themselves mindlessly into the fray? Who cares not for life or limb?
Who is reckless in that spellbinding way that fascinates onlookers and innocent bystanders? It’s the Lems,
that’s who.
Lems have fought alongside the King. Lems have gotten drunk with the King. Lems have played hacky-sack
with the King. Who was there in the days when the Minky Menace was writ large? The Lems.
Who throws themselves mindlessly into the fray? Who cares not for life or limb?
Who is reckless in that spellbinding way that fascinates onlookers and innocent bystanders? It’s the Lems,
that’s who.
Heritage: The Lost Histories of the Lems would be fascinating to read, if they weren’t lost. What we do know is that
whether you are a Von Lem, or a De La Lem, or a Lemovich, or a Lemessan, or a Lemsson, or a Lemovouix, or a Dorflem,
or an O’Lem or a Mac Lem, or a Lemaplex, or just a regular, ordinary Lem, we all came from THE LEM, the prime Lem if you
will.
whether you are a Von Lem, or a De La Lem, or a Lemovich, or a Lemessan, or a Lemsson, or a Lemovouix, or a Dorflem,
or an O’Lem or a Mac Lem, or a Lemaplex, or just a regular, ordinary Lem, we all came from THE LEM, the prime Lem if you
will.
Mission: Our Mission has been neatly summarized in the massive tome of knowledge, the Lemicon.
It too is lost, but is being recreated from memory At This Very Minute.
Should you agree with our mission, and agree to follow the Lem Guidelines … guidelines might not
be a good choice of word. It’s more like blind obedience to Inflexible, Immutable Laws of Commandment.
Why then, you’re a Lem!
Send your correspondence to the Attention of the Council of Lemish Affairs
and we will happily tell you exactly what you have bought into.
Click HERE for the LemSong
It too is lost, but is being recreated from memory At This Very Minute.
Should you agree with our mission, and agree to follow the Lem Guidelines … guidelines might not
be a good choice of word. It’s more like blind obedience to Inflexible, Immutable Laws of Commandment.
Why then, you’re a Lem!
Send your correspondence to the Attention of the Council of Lemish Affairs
and we will happily tell you exactly what you have bought into.
Click HERE for the LemSong
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Wanted: Knights to join Hunter-Seeker Squads to Search and Destroy Wasps, Zombies and Minkies.
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Wanted: Knights to join Hunter-Seeker Squads to Search and Destroy Wasps, Zombies and Minkies.
subj - hunter squad