The Lems are Back in Tar Shakan
(Parody of “The Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy, note necessary to avoid Mundo Intrusions and Lawsuits)
Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed Lems that had been away
Haven’t changed, haven’t much to say
But man, I still think them Lems are crazy
They were asking if the King was around
How he was, where he could be found
Told them he was living downtown
Driving all the Barons crazy
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
I said
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
You know that knight that used to fight a lot
Everyday he’d be on the list swinging what he’d got
Man, when I tell you he was a fool, he was a real snot
I mean he was beserking
And that time over at Johnny’s place
Well this knight got up and he slashed Johnny’s face
Man we just charged about the place
If that knight don’t fight fair, just spear him
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
I said
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
Spread the word around
Guess who’s back in Tar Shakan
You spread the word around
Friday day they’ll be armored to kill
Down at the Tourney and picnic grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the Lems want to joust, you’d better let them
That armorer forging my sword using his favorite tongs
The fires are getting warmer, it won’t be long
Won’t be long till Tourney comes
Now that the Lems are here again
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
Spread the word around
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back, the Lems are back
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan again
Been hangin’ down at the Tourney
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan again.
Them wild-eyed Lems that had been away
Haven’t changed, haven’t much to say
But man, I still think them Lems are crazy
They were asking if the King was around
How he was, where he could be found
Told them he was living downtown
Driving all the Barons crazy
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
I said
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
You know that knight that used to fight a lot
Everyday he’d be on the list swinging what he’d got
Man, when I tell you he was a fool, he was a real snot
I mean he was beserking
And that time over at Johnny’s place
Well this knight got up and he slashed Johnny’s face
Man we just charged about the place
If that knight don’t fight fair, just spear him
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
I said
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
Spread the word around
Guess who’s back in Tar Shakan
You spread the word around
Friday day they’ll be armored to kill
Down at the Tourney and picnic grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the Lems want to joust, you’d better let them
That armorer forging my sword using his favorite tongs
The fires are getting warmer, it won’t be long
Won’t be long till Tourney comes
Now that the Lems are here again
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
Spread the word around
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan
The Lems are back, the Lems are back
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan again
Been hangin’ down at the Tourney
The Lems are back in Tar Shakan again.