The Glarkian Prophecy
As told by Tristan Glark, Head of the Diplomacy and Foreign Ministry of the Aerican Empire, Governor of
Mars Colony
Mars Colony
and spread throughout the Realm by:
The Doomsayers of the Glarkian Prophecies
One of the Prophecies:
"...We lack confidence that your nation's structure and government are suitable to sustain themselves for a meaningful period of time..."
Who is this Tristan Glark?
He is Head of the Diplomacy and Foreign Ministry of the Aerican Empire, Governor of
Mars Colony. He is also a Discordian Saint - canonized by several Tar Shakanian Popes.
Old Ben-Hur Sturgeon says,"He's the Auditor of the Strange Change of Eris. He KNOWS.
He knows that some nickels are missing. Someone has their hand in the Cookie Jar and that's
really disturbing. I mean, who leaves nickels in a cookie jar?"
Mars Colony. He is also a Discordian Saint - canonized by several Tar Shakanian Popes.
Old Ben-Hur Sturgeon says,"He's the Auditor of the Strange Change of Eris. He KNOWS.
He knows that some nickels are missing. Someone has their hand in the Cookie Jar and that's
really disturbing. I mean, who leaves nickels in a cookie jar?"
What is this Aerican Empire?
The Aerican Empire is an empire outside of our e-space.
Contact was made by the Royal Wandering Madcap Peregrinators.
: Here is the flag of this empire:
Contact was made by the Royal Wandering Madcap Peregrinators.
: Here is the flag of this empire:
Glarkian Lamentations and Marjem's Missive
What does it All Mean?
It means that all that we hold dear is threatened ... severely threatened ... and we're not kidding.
Here's what the King had to say.
Here's what the King had to say.
What can I do?
This is the hard part. We can't just tell you ... well, the King can and has. But in a person's life whether they be real, fictional,
manufactured, imagined or brought to the forefront of existance by some other means, not currently known, it falls upon this
person to charge headlong into the breech, seize the moment, bar the door, slam the beer, and just go for it. He or she must
just go for it. Make as much sense out of the madness that is our e-life in our e-realm of Tar Shakan. Help bring the e-dirt together
with the Mundo dirt. Help me ... no, really, I lost my place ..... it looks like there's a page missing .... look, I'm only the scribe, dude.
I don't write this stuff. Oh, you found it? Yeah, thanks ..... No, this is a picture. Yes, I'm sure. Just look at it. It's a picture and I don't really see what it has to do with Tar Shakan.... Just look at it mate.....Any other pages there?......Fine, I'm going to just post it, then.
manufactured, imagined or brought to the forefront of existance by some other means, not currently known, it falls upon this
person to charge headlong into the breech, seize the moment, bar the door, slam the beer, and just go for it. He or she must
just go for it. Make as much sense out of the madness that is our e-life in our e-realm of Tar Shakan. Help bring the e-dirt together
with the Mundo dirt. Help me ... no, really, I lost my place ..... it looks like there's a page missing .... look, I'm only the scribe, dude.
I don't write this stuff. Oh, you found it? Yeah, thanks ..... No, this is a picture. Yes, I'm sure. Just look at it. It's a picture and I don't really see what it has to do with Tar Shakan.... Just look at it mate.....Any other pages there?......Fine, I'm going to just post it, then.
I guess this picture sums it up nicely.... No, I don't know what it means. Do you?
How come your conversation doesn't show up here? Oh, your keyboard is broke. So you're currently a mute
here in Tar Shakan? Yeah, it sorta sucks not being able to communicate effectively. No, you can't use my keyboard. That would be like talking through my head. Are you a ventriloquist? Then stay the hell away from my keyboard. What am I going to do? I'm going to sum this up with words of my own. Oh yes, I will get paid for this! I'm saving for a new lance. No, I'm not a knight now at this particular instance, I'm a scribe but you know....you do know right? I'm typing about Multiple Identity Survival Matrixes. You do read this stuff don't you?........... Oh, get out of here.
Gentle Folk, read, perchance to dream, perchance to type. Type often even if you're not getting paid for it like me.
How come your conversation doesn't show up here? Oh, your keyboard is broke. So you're currently a mute
here in Tar Shakan? Yeah, it sorta sucks not being able to communicate effectively. No, you can't use my keyboard. That would be like talking through my head. Are you a ventriloquist? Then stay the hell away from my keyboard. What am I going to do? I'm going to sum this up with words of my own. Oh yes, I will get paid for this! I'm saving for a new lance. No, I'm not a knight now at this particular instance, I'm a scribe but you know....you do know right? I'm typing about Multiple Identity Survival Matrixes. You do read this stuff don't you?........... Oh, get out of here.
Gentle Folk, read, perchance to dream, perchance to type. Type often even if you're not getting paid for it like me.