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Botella de Cola Edition Issue 15
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Unofficial Communique
An unattended paper was discovered and it was discovered to be a note
The note said:
Marjem, Darby and Aelthred
We appreciate your efforts for Us, your King and for Tar Shakan, your nation and for Botela de Cola, our Royal Capitol. We rely on steady counsel of trusted advisors. We benefit from your copious contingency plans laid by sharp minds and strong hearts. In this instance you worry overmuch.
You have planned for a contingency that is much easier to solve than you know. We are not worried about the Count, or the CONTINENT or the diplomatic mumbo jumbo concerning a possible upcoming Royal Audience. The problem arises only if they are invited. We will not invite Rude Visitors. They partake of Our Hospitality. They have been invited to Our Tournament. They spread disparaging remarks within Our Own City.
So We shall make this very clear. Any visitor claiming to represent a nation, who has not at least signed an ICU, will NOT be invited. They and the nation they represent are considered to be illusory mists and phantoms. The do not warrant Our Attention at such a Royal Event should We decide to have one.
If any should have a problem with that, bring it to the Tournament. We relish the opportunity to rebut their baseless claims with the power of Our Own Right Arms! Be there or begone!
-M-
King Missing......still
Sources close to the Palace reveal that the King is still missing.
Confirmation of Communique - Unconfirmed
Sources close to the Palace have declined to confirm or deny the validity of the recently found note.