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Tournament Fever !!!!!!
Right when everyone thought that they couldn't get more excited, tourney and all, more stuff down the pipe! Right from the plumber's mouth and no one saw it coming. Part of an official Press Release somehow ended up in this reporter's hands. And it's a doozy!
Press Release - Palace of Grenada
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. The Palace confirms the Impending ARRIVAL of Foreign Minister Vaughan. This august personage represents His Majesty, King Immanuel X of the Kingdom of Ourania. He shall reach the shores of Tar Shakan, and subsequently the city of Botela de Cola.
Coming as it does, during an unorganized "phase" surrounding the upcoming Tournament, the Palace urges caution as sublimely chaotic and disorderly influences will likely predominate.
That's All That Was Received
This Reporter could see that further copy was intended to be shared but wasn't. And why wasn't it? Because some Powers that Be don't want You to be privy to this BIG NEWS!
Alone in this Vast E-Verse no more! Years of Hardship! Years of Glark Times! Years of Ineptitude! Years of perceived (at least by this reporter) disdain by the hundreds, if not thousands of e-nations floating in the vastness of e-space! Perhaps, just perhaps a meaningful connection is there, on the horizon!
Who is this King Immanuel X? His X is twice our King's V. Meaningful? No one seems to know. And Foreign Minister Vaughan, just who is he? Is he like the last Minister that we dealt with so many years ago? Are we going to have some mutant smiley type prophet types running around Tar Shakan, spewing Weird Words? Will he come and leave, politely coughing in his handkerchief?
And what about this Ourania? Is it big, small, friendly, mean? Oh the excitement! We stand upon real risk. Perhaps a land gobbling behemoth looking to swallow us whole! Or perhaps a benign and gentle friend, who will stand by us as we navigate the rough waves of International Relations.
And what about this Ourania? Is it big, small, friendly, mean? Oh the excitement! We stand upon real risk. Perhaps a land gobbling behemoth looking to swallow us whole! Or perhaps a benign and gentle friend, who will stand by us as we navigate the rough waves of International Relations.
When put to the question, a Palace guard had this to say. "I don't know where anyone is. They're running around a bit now. No, I don't know anything about a King Imaculate or Ouranistan? I would ask Marjem, but he's out. I think he's looking for the King. He's lost again. If you want to put your name on this slip of paper, I'll deliver it to someone when they get here."
This reporter has done his best. Now like you, we wait.