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Glark, Glarkness and Glarkian Prophecies. Like a fine vintage red wine made from the most stainful of grapes, Glark Times are a reality. No matter how you scrub that shirt, the damn stain won’t go away. So it is. Now a part of our social fabric, it is best to ignore the red blotch right in the middle of your figurative shirt and move on.
Moving on to: Want Ads. Masterfully done. If a position needs to be filled, advertise! Now with all the openings available, it is understandable that many would Flock to the Top! Noble Swarming is definitely a possible, yet unconfirmed fear that can gnaw at our collective unconscious. So are hordes of swarm-masters filling up all the Top Spots? Not at all. Good science but wrong environment. Would you like to know who is swarming, besides the demonspawn wasps? The Lems are swarming. Lems are crazy, Lems are brave, Lems are numerous. Lems are attacking the openings like ants on sugarbeets! Multiple applicants from different Lem branches applying all at once! To all the openings! Wait, this is still too tame. Feast your eyes upon this tidbit.
Moving on to: Tidbit. Highly placed sources are saying that all applicants are being dumped in their respective lands and that they’re going to slug it out for top billing! When this is going to occur is anyone’s guess, maybe even yours.
But wait! As the social structure is fractured, so is the Land. All roads and communication are cut off. This by order of the Lords of Fulcrum! You should have received your notification. More stuff coming down the pipe, and no one means a corn cob pipe, more like the pipe that carries the sewage. Stinko!
This is all for now, my faithful readers. But like the ring in your bathtub, this reporter will return with more.
Moving on to: Want Ads. Masterfully done. If a position needs to be filled, advertise! Now with all the openings available, it is understandable that many would Flock to the Top! Noble Swarming is definitely a possible, yet unconfirmed fear that can gnaw at our collective unconscious. So are hordes of swarm-masters filling up all the Top Spots? Not at all. Good science but wrong environment. Would you like to know who is swarming, besides the demonspawn wasps? The Lems are swarming. Lems are crazy, Lems are brave, Lems are numerous. Lems are attacking the openings like ants on sugarbeets! Multiple applicants from different Lem branches applying all at once! To all the openings! Wait, this is still too tame. Feast your eyes upon this tidbit.
Moving on to: Tidbit. Highly placed sources are saying that all applicants are being dumped in their respective lands and that they’re going to slug it out for top billing! When this is going to occur is anyone’s guess, maybe even yours.
But wait! As the social structure is fractured, so is the Land. All roads and communication are cut off. This by order of the Lords of Fulcrum! You should have received your notification. More stuff coming down the pipe, and no one means a corn cob pipe, more like the pipe that carries the sewage. Stinko!
This is all for now, my faithful readers. But like the ring in your bathtub, this reporter will return with more.