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Vojobs in the corn! Wasps in the Palace! Bills in the Mail, Bills in the Hand! Brown smudges of disruption, and not in a nice Discordian way. And that buzzing! The buzzing of Wasps, for those with an ear. Where did you hear the Wasps? Down the road, up the hill, take a quick turn to where our Queen was. As Vojobs smeared through Palace Tortuga, brawling with Palace Guards, Two Monster Wasps, the size of which have not been seen in nary a time, buzzed around the royal head of our beloved Queen. So as you catch your breath, think long and hard about the heroics of an unnamed knight, who defended the Life and Honor of the Queen. With extreme bravery, skill at arms and concerned only with protecting the Queen, this knight trashed the heck out of those stinging demons from Hell!
And then he was gone.
Mysterious, unlooked for but appreciated in this time of mayhem, one can only hope that others will step up in equal measure to defend our city and our nation! Many feel that it is a conspiracy to accelerate Glark Times, to the final dissolution of our fair city and our fair land.
This reporter managed to get this snippet from a recent DCC Inspection Report.
".....The entire structure of the Palace of Tortuga is riddled with Vojob tunnels. Vojob concentration is extremely high. Should a significant amount of vojobs strain to become Sh*theads, the walls and foundation may explode...."
Dire words for a Dire World! Don't be square and rally round! Wasps, Vojobs, what next? Worms in our Apples? This reporter says Nay! Stand Strong, Gentle Readers!
NO SOONER than typing the last paragraph, the wizards of the DCC have moved the Palace from Tortuga to Granada. They, through "technology" cored the inside of Tortuga and have moved these innards into the unoccupied but stylish Palace at Granada, leaving only the walls of Tortuga as a mute testimony to the dangers of Vojob infiltration.
Vojob sh*t flying, Wasps a-flyin', Royalty moving here and there! Yep, stuff is happening.
And then he was gone.
Mysterious, unlooked for but appreciated in this time of mayhem, one can only hope that others will step up in equal measure to defend our city and our nation! Many feel that it is a conspiracy to accelerate Glark Times, to the final dissolution of our fair city and our fair land.
This reporter managed to get this snippet from a recent DCC Inspection Report.
".....The entire structure of the Palace of Tortuga is riddled with Vojob tunnels. Vojob concentration is extremely high. Should a significant amount of vojobs strain to become Sh*theads, the walls and foundation may explode...."
Dire words for a Dire World! Don't be square and rally round! Wasps, Vojobs, what next? Worms in our Apples? This reporter says Nay! Stand Strong, Gentle Readers!
NO SOONER than typing the last paragraph, the wizards of the DCC have moved the Palace from Tortuga to Granada. They, through "technology" cored the inside of Tortuga and have moved these innards into the unoccupied but stylish Palace at Granada, leaving only the walls of Tortuga as a mute testimony to the dangers of Vojob infiltration.
Vojob sh*t flying, Wasps a-flyin', Royalty moving here and there! Yep, stuff is happening.