Great Hall
MAGNUS5 BAGHATAUR THE BRAUT, by the Grease of that Greek Goddess of the Kingdom of Tar Shakan and of Our other Dirt, Realms, Territories, Marches, Wilderlands and Picturesque Islands, King, Defender of the Faithful. To All to whom these Presents shall come,
HOWDY:
MISSION STATEMENT: Desiring to Add Accountability, Stress, yet Spiritual Glory
to Another, who will share in the Gain and in the Pain, but
on the Spiritual side, do say unto you:
Whereas all Streets lead to Eris and Recognizing the Chaotic Disorganization that is Her Church and appreciating non-orthodoxy in its most highest and beautifulist form, We, Your King, Magnus5 Baghataur the Braut, desiring the Truest and Highest Non-form of Chaostic Holiness, cognizant of the impossibility of Holy Organization in such an Entrophatic environment, bemoaning the lack of Seated Scapegoats to accept the Heavy Burden of Divine Displeasure in the complete lack of focus and non-doing of what by Holy Mandate MUST be done,
Do at this precise moment in time, by Divine Right of Kings and by the Pope-Power invested in Our Person by her Ashoac Goddessness, Do hereby SENTENCE.......We mean AWARD upon the Tar Shakanian personality known as Ben-Hur Sturgeon, the most Coveted Title of PRIMATE TO THE PRIMITIVES. With this not only highly coveted, but also equally admired and motivationally sacrosanct, in the "potentia" sense, Title, this Wholly, Holy Man shall be awarded grants of Dirt of Tar Shakan, proper and improper, to fill with Ladies and Gentlemen, Popes of High Pedigree, Abbots and Episkopoes and Shamans and Prestidigitators, Snake-Oil Salesmen, Holy Hermits, Divine Demagogues and all those others of such Spiritual Bent to be included within this list of impressive sounding titles.
As We have strived in the Dirt of Man to fill Our castles, fiefs, cities and villages, so shall Ben-Hur Sturgeon labor within the Dirt of the Spirit of Man, to fill those other structures to the Everlasting Glory of Her, Eris Discordia, Pea Pod1 Par Excellance and in humble reflection of this higher disorder, to Our Royal Personage, and to Our most Beloved Realm of Tar Shakan.
"Peas to the Right. Peas to the Left.
Peas down the Middle must be Addressed!"
In Witness whereof We have caused these Our Letters to be made Patton.
Witness Ourselves at Grenada on this 16th day of August in the year 2015 in the 10th year of Our Reign
by the King Himself Signed with Mine Own Hand.
HOWDY:
MISSION STATEMENT: Desiring to Add Accountability, Stress, yet Spiritual Glory
to Another, who will share in the Gain and in the Pain, but
on the Spiritual side, do say unto you:
Whereas all Streets lead to Eris and Recognizing the Chaotic Disorganization that is Her Church and appreciating non-orthodoxy in its most highest and beautifulist form, We, Your King, Magnus5 Baghataur the Braut, desiring the Truest and Highest Non-form of Chaostic Holiness, cognizant of the impossibility of Holy Organization in such an Entrophatic environment, bemoaning the lack of Seated Scapegoats to accept the Heavy Burden of Divine Displeasure in the complete lack of focus and non-doing of what by Holy Mandate MUST be done,
Do at this precise moment in time, by Divine Right of Kings and by the Pope-Power invested in Our Person by her Ashoac Goddessness, Do hereby SENTENCE.......We mean AWARD upon the Tar Shakanian personality known as Ben-Hur Sturgeon, the most Coveted Title of PRIMATE TO THE PRIMITIVES. With this not only highly coveted, but also equally admired and motivationally sacrosanct, in the "potentia" sense, Title, this Wholly, Holy Man shall be awarded grants of Dirt of Tar Shakan, proper and improper, to fill with Ladies and Gentlemen, Popes of High Pedigree, Abbots and Episkopoes and Shamans and Prestidigitators, Snake-Oil Salesmen, Holy Hermits, Divine Demagogues and all those others of such Spiritual Bent to be included within this list of impressive sounding titles.
As We have strived in the Dirt of Man to fill Our castles, fiefs, cities and villages, so shall Ben-Hur Sturgeon labor within the Dirt of the Spirit of Man, to fill those other structures to the Everlasting Glory of Her, Eris Discordia, Pea Pod1 Par Excellance and in humble reflection of this higher disorder, to Our Royal Personage, and to Our most Beloved Realm of Tar Shakan.
"Peas to the Right. Peas to the Left.
Peas down the Middle must be Addressed!"
In Witness whereof We have caused these Our Letters to be made Patton.
Witness Ourselves at Grenada on this 16th day of August in the year 2015 in the 10th year of Our Reign
by the King Himself Signed with Mine Own Hand.