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Issue 7
DO not PUBLISH: We have no letter of instruction or letter of exhortation from Sir Darby. He is probably on his way to the Arrival. All we can do now is publish the best reporting account of this auspicious event. We may have lost the jump on the other rags, but we can lay out a GREAT ISSUE! Go out there and get that news and report it to our readers!......ed.
The Arrival
The Official Arrival of Foreign Minister Vaughan
Diplomacy Begins with the Nation of Ourania
Special Day for Tar Shakan
A special day indeed as people awaited the throngs of people awaiting the Arrival of Foreign Minister Vaughan.
After Waiting an appropriate amount of Time
The Royal Trumpets blew Welcome!
A Doomsayer of the Glarkian Prophesy said:
We lack confidence that Ourania and its mission to promote diplomatic relations will prove suitable to sustain itself for the time necessary to bring such lofty plans to fruition.
We are at a loss to divine "why" you came here, but presumably it was meant as a friendly gesture.
This task requires seriousness and a distressing lack of a sense of humour, both elements missing from Ourania and Tar Shakan.
Doom! Doom! Doom!
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The Response
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? YOU HAVE TO BE TALKING TO ME CUZ THERE ISN'T ANY BLOODY OTHER PERSON ON THIS HERE DOCK!
JUST CUZ I GOT GOOD TASTE IN HATS DOESN'T MEAN I'M A TOFF! I'M NOT A TOFF!
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! AND WITH THAT MISSHAPEN MELON FOR A HEAD, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT A HAT OR MAYBE EVEN A SOMBRERO. JUST SAYIN' !
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Crowd Disperses
The small crowd, the trumpeteers and the Doomsayer of the Glarkian Prophesy slowly started to drift away. Some stated that they were going to head towards Town Center. There might be a fire! The flames can be seen from here!