Bandages
We got big patches, small patches, wrap around patches, you name it. You know, sometimes a gal or a guy doesn't getta fair shake, you know what I mean? Somebody, or some group just keeps hittin' 'em, doesn't gotta chance. Now you might not need to know this, but you look like someone who knows folk, you know what I mean? Anyone you know that's gettin' the shaft, well, just go to mail call, Attn: Sal's FIXUP. Let us know who's smackin' who, and we'll step in, no questions asked. Then they'll need the bandages. Of course, us helpin' you or your friends is like a favor, you know what I mean? We might ask for a favor in return. Only seems fair, right?