The Anteroom
There are many ways to learn about our land of Tar Shakan. These ways can be convoluted and twisted, much like Our Lady's napkins. Since I serve only to make your stay enjoyable in its highest sense, I wish to personally point out some new things that we have done to allow you to most fully experience the experience.
Over there is the Far Door. I'll be half a moment and meet you there.
The Far Door......It's right over there. Do you see it?.......Next to the Large Mirror.......
Oh, no! Looks like that Chap in the Red Coat is Lost.......I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!.........
I'M JUST FINISHING UP HERE! BE HALF A MOMENT!..........
I'm so sorry. I had wished to spend more quality time with you in a much more leisurely manner. But Chaos is as Chaos does.
That door leads to THE LIBRARY, which tells much of our fair realm. If you veer to the left, you'll run right into the GREAT HALL. There's much good information about the People that live in our realm.
That door leads to THE LIBRARY, which tells much of our fair realm. If you veer to the left, you'll run right into the GREAT HALL. There's much good information about the People that live in our realm.
Now on that table under the mirror......the mirror, right next to the Far Door. Do you see it? Over there are the latest issues of our press publications. These publications really tell what's going on in Tar Shakan and also in the Glorious City of Botela De Cola, capital of our fair land and also where this Palace is located. If you forgo this opportunity, I'm sure you can find them again somewhere within the Palace.
Oh, Just Want to Tell You...We Have an ARRIVAL! Check out the Royal Announcement and head to Town Square!
Issues of Our Press PublicationsRoyal Announcement |