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Botella de Cola Edition Issue 12
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Trike Knight Loses Wheels
The Trike Knight, after an evening of carousing at the Last Drop Tavern, found his trike on block, tires missing. A note was attached.
"If you wish to make your trike whole, bring 10 chit promises to us, or we'll slash these tires. signed Mangan Slued." Unfortunately, no address or additional instructions were written for this delivery.
"If you wish to make your trike whole, bring 10 chit promises to us, or we'll slash these tires. signed Mangan Slued." Unfortunately, no address or additional instructions were written for this delivery.
A representative of the Bike Knight released this comment. "Though Sir Martin, aka the Bike Knight has serious reservations about the qualifications and skills of Sir Mateo, aka the Trike Knight, he does agree and believe that a trike qualifies under the bike family, albeit a cast off, vagabond branch. As such, he finds this "attack" abhorrent and pledges his support for the Trike Knight up to and including the lending of tires from his private stock."
Lost Lem Bangs Up Gang
Sir Marcel Lemsinger, lost in the winding streets of the Lower East End was accosted by 12 members of a gang known as the Eastside Warriors who challenged his right of way and demanded a toll. Sir Marcel Lemsinger severely injured 5 gang members and the others fled. When the watch arrived, they were delighted to find a copious amount of nickels. The five unidentified men have been taken to Chuck's Cuttery for treatment and spa.
Springslime Knight Defends Phlemn Fashion
Sir Logan of Springslime, a visiting knight from the County of Phlemn was surrounded by members of the mysterious Obbay Orsolong,
who proceeded to berate him on his fashion choices. "Knights should act in a more refined manner and dress appropriately in accord with their station and role within society." Sir Logan replied in steel and blood, severely wounding four and scattering the rest. He was heard to ask if he could schedule these lectures throughout the month. He found the work out to be exhilarating.
who proceeded to berate him on his fashion choices. "Knights should act in a more refined manner and dress appropriately in accord with their station and role within society." Sir Logan replied in steel and blood, severely wounding four and scattering the rest. He was heard to ask if he could schedule these lectures throughout the month. He found the work out to be exhilarating.
Anchors a-weighin on Ban Scoffers
Three men were found unconscious, and tied up to anchors on the Docks of Botela de Cola. A holed boat, half-sunken listed in the waters nearby. A note was attached which said, "These fools were about to bring calamity upon our city. Not going to happen. Let this serve as a warning. Next time they will be underwater. We are Bad Guys, but we are not stupid. Mangan Slued."
This was in reference to the Fulcrum Travel Restrictions and consequences pertaining to.
Tournament Details Hammered Out
Members of the King's staff, the Mayor's Office and Representatives of WWJ - Wild World of Joust and the TSTF - Tar Shakan Tournament Federation met in closed door sessions at City Hall with Romaninski Svet, a noted Event Planner/Director to work out production details for the upcoming tourney.