Pssst!
There's a place in town where gentile-men and gentile-ladies can go to get a little action. Nuttin' beats layin' some fins down on a friendly, civilized bet on high mukity muk type contestants, who are fighting for your amusement.
Don't go all slack jawed on me now. I'm talking 'bout the tournament. THE TOURNAMENT! The event of a lifetime. Well, you heard that they got some hot shot director involved, right? Yeah, it's true, I wouldn't kid a kidder. But what nobody doesn't know is who's actually going to fight. Nobody knows but one guy at one place. That guy is Sal and the place is Sal's Barber Shop. We got some early action going on. We got the first round match-ups!
So get yourself over there already and have some fun! But hey. This info is for classy folk only. Don't be telling those that don't need to know. You mess this up, you mess this up for a whole lotta folk. And believe you me, it that happens, some not-so-nice guys are going to be looking to mess you up. You catching my drift?
But you look swell. Just go and have some fun.