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Botella de Cola Edition Issue 14
The management of Spit News is proud to offer regional coverage of News from the capital, Botela de Cola and breaking news from all around Tar Shakan, (when available).
Hostile CONTINENT slams Tar Shakan
The unofficial, unrecognized representative of THE CONTINENT rained scorn upon the King's Household in regards to Precedence Protocols for the upcoming Royal Audience. Leave was cancelled for the Palace Guardsmen and Castle DeDucko forces to increase readiness for any untoward acts by the CONTINENTAL contingent.
King Missing......again
Sources close to the Palace reveal that the King is missing again. This comes as diplomatic tension ratchets up over diplomatic protocol disagreements.
Mayor Avoids Shoving Match with CONTINENTAL man at arms
The Mayor, Pro Tem, Pro Lem, Sir Alonzo Lemfry was bumped at an alehouse by a man at arms of the CONTINENTAL contingent. Witness say that the Mayor picked him up and heaved him like a sack of wheat. When asked about the incident, the mayor just shrugged his shoulders, saying, "These CONTINENTAL boys are big on talking big, but maybe a little small for acting big, if you get my gist. We here in Botela de Cola have had our eyes on these boys for quite some time now. Behave little boys, or we'll throw you out."
An unnamed spokesman for the Palace urges all Botela de Colans to remain calm.
Doomsayers of the Glarkian Prophecy Swarm Palace and DeDucko Castle
Doomsayers surrounded both the Palace and DeDucko Castle, chanting,"We lack confidence that either of your nation's structure and government are suitable to sustain themselves for a meaningful period of peace...War is imminent!" Crossbowmen of THE CONTINENTAL contingent lined up on the Castle's walls and began target practice. The Doomsayers fled, joining their fellows at the Palace. At the Palace, an unidentified man began throwing bird seed from an upper story parapet. This seemed to confuse the Doomsayers and the crowd slowly dissipated.
A quick thinking Guardsmen yelled out," Hey, that guy might be the King! What other moron would throw seed to the Doomsayers?"
The Guardsmen scoured the area, but of the King there was no sign.
The Guardsmen scoured the area, but of the King there was no sign.
Sneak Peek at the Tournament
Director Romaninski Svet released the following scenes of the upcoming production and Tournament. Look Here