MAGNUS5 BAGHATAUR THE BRAUT, by the Grace of SHE, Soahc Power Broad who Cares Not and in Not Caring Shows Her Hidden Secret Caring, Nurturing in the Shadows, Not demonstrated to the Profane, of the Kingdom of Tar Shakan and Rak Morkaan and of Our other Realms and Territories, King, Defender of the Fith (whatever land, idea or figment that is) To all such persons who
have such interest in stuff, I bring presents and, GREETINGS:
Mission Statement: Desiring to be crystal clear about said Emergence/Borning of Tar Shakan
Intending to follow those legal procedures and precedence which are
convenient and will lend an air of legality and/or legitimacy to this matter.
We, St. Magnus5 Baghataur the Braut, Sovereign King of Tar Shakan and Rak Morkaan do state for the ever present record that the Glorious and Shining Realm of Tar Shakan et al. has entered Reality or that version of things which constitute Our Version of
Reality.
From shadowed nooks and foggy crannies, peoples things and other stuff, marked by Shoac have crept out into the dawn of a New Age.
What age? We dunno, around 5 sounds good at least in so far as to categorize Our behavior, though our legacy has been with us for, uh, a very long time. These lands are older than Our Grandfather’s Grandfather’s Great Grandfather. At least that long.
We can see Our Land, not only in Our mind’s eye but also in the Physical! Got it? Good! We are a Sovereign Nation and Proclaim This and will FIGHT to Defend this. We mean, We’re sure there are others who feel as strongly as Us. We hope someone will. Fight for Us, We mean.
But being a Secret Kingdom, We will not just rush out and give you Our address. Oh, no, We are too clever for that. We are
hidden, right in the open, currently hovering around the Imaginary Boundary lines of the United States. Our hovering over this Sovereign Realm involves no claim to sovereignty over said imaginary lines nor constitutes a challenge to the aforementioned sovereignty of that country…..yet.
We reserve the Right, the Goddess Given Right, the powerful driving need to follow this Mandate, blindly, regardless of consequences, to Change Our Minds for the Most Highest Purposes of Body and Soul, to save, protect and cherish what appears to be a human populace upon whom we shall inevitably inflict with our Truths!
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, Hallelujah! It Must Be! It is Peas! Blessed Peas on Earth! Blessed Little Green Orbs
of Vegetableness in Every Spoon!
Peas on Earth, Oh I love them I do,
I sure have found
That peas, green and round
Are Nature’s bounty from the ground.
Peas will always make me smile,
Hell, I’d walk a mile
For that green pea pod cracking sound.
Real tired, Jimbo. I drooled on my Royal cloak. Ick! I go to lie down. So enjoy your Tar Shakanness.
In Witness whereof We have caused these Our Letters to be made Patton.
Witness Ourselves at Paduka on this 1st day of Whatever in the year 2010 in the 5th year of Our Reign .
have such interest in stuff, I bring presents and, GREETINGS:
Mission Statement: Desiring to be crystal clear about said Emergence/Borning of Tar Shakan
Intending to follow those legal procedures and precedence which are
convenient and will lend an air of legality and/or legitimacy to this matter.
We, St. Magnus5 Baghataur the Braut, Sovereign King of Tar Shakan and Rak Morkaan do state for the ever present record that the Glorious and Shining Realm of Tar Shakan et al. has entered Reality or that version of things which constitute Our Version of
Reality.
From shadowed nooks and foggy crannies, peoples things and other stuff, marked by Shoac have crept out into the dawn of a New Age.
What age? We dunno, around 5 sounds good at least in so far as to categorize Our behavior, though our legacy has been with us for, uh, a very long time. These lands are older than Our Grandfather’s Grandfather’s Great Grandfather. At least that long.
We can see Our Land, not only in Our mind’s eye but also in the Physical! Got it? Good! We are a Sovereign Nation and Proclaim This and will FIGHT to Defend this. We mean, We’re sure there are others who feel as strongly as Us. We hope someone will. Fight for Us, We mean.
But being a Secret Kingdom, We will not just rush out and give you Our address. Oh, no, We are too clever for that. We are
hidden, right in the open, currently hovering around the Imaginary Boundary lines of the United States. Our hovering over this Sovereign Realm involves no claim to sovereignty over said imaginary lines nor constitutes a challenge to the aforementioned sovereignty of that country…..yet.
We reserve the Right, the Goddess Given Right, the powerful driving need to follow this Mandate, blindly, regardless of consequences, to Change Our Minds for the Most Highest Purposes of Body and Soul, to save, protect and cherish what appears to be a human populace upon whom we shall inevitably inflict with our Truths!
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, Hallelujah! It Must Be! It is Peas! Blessed Peas on Earth! Blessed Little Green Orbs
of Vegetableness in Every Spoon!
Peas on Earth, Oh I love them I do,
I sure have found
That peas, green and round
Are Nature’s bounty from the ground.
Peas will always make me smile,
Hell, I’d walk a mile
For that green pea pod cracking sound.
Real tired, Jimbo. I drooled on my Royal cloak. Ick! I go to lie down. So enjoy your Tar Shakanness.
In Witness whereof We have caused these Our Letters to be made Patton.
Witness Ourselves at Paduka on this 1st day of Whatever in the year 2010 in the 5th year of Our Reign .